That didn't almost happen AGAIN this past Friday night?? Did it?? (couple those together, makes more sense).. As we get to that big ass center pivot and start to think we're half way home.. Zip bing bam boom.. all I saw was the three quarter section of that deer.. Mom is taking a swig of her pop and started to say something but had a full mouth and.. After all was said and done all i could think was I almost drown my mom and hit a deer... ALL IN THE SAME THREE SECONDS... Talk about drama... was I scared?? Not really, I was driving two thirds the speed limit.. And now you know why I was driving that slow.. Stopping at 45 miles per hour is a lot easier than full 60 or faster.. A few weeks earlier we came home and I had a cop pass me and then saw one in the ditch a few miles further up the road as I'm setting a new snail land speed record and all I could think is, this guy is gonna pull out and track me down and have me walk the straight line (drunk test, boy those are fun) but he didn't pull out.. Just what I would have needed, you have that happen just once and you remember.. Being busted for being cautious, that sucks but I won't drive the speed limit just because it is posted 60 (or 65 I'm not sure which it is).. I drive at or around 40 on those two in the morning fun times.. I'm not drunk, nor have I been drinking.. Tired (drowsy) driving?? That's about the same and not my idea of a good time, I'd rather be in bed trying to get some sleep.. This was the third deer incident.. Might be the last I hope.. Can't say it was fun.. No seriously, it WASN'T FUN... Far from it..
Badge Henry
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