Press one for ... PSYCO ... Ok what was that Sunday?? Or was it Sunday.. Was it a dream?? This reminded me of that day a week before dad passed away.. I saw it again out of the corner of my eye again.. Again again again.. What was that?? The guy seemed shorter this time and he was in the ally and showed his face (?) and stopped and hid behind the shed.. I wasn't thinking about it, but then again on Monday I kept seeing him (it) out of the corner of my eye.. Who is this person who keeps disappearing?? If it is who I think it is why is this entity here?? Is there something I don't know?? Last time it was eight days and somebody was gone.. Is this a sign?? I swear I've tried not to sleep very much because those dreams I had.. Hypnotize me..
Speaking of hypnosis, I checked a few of those last night via the Roku streaming box.. Trouble with trying that now is I would have to use headphones and it is way too hot to do that, so maybe this fall/winter.. So many great trance ideas, including an eight hour sleep program..
The old forth of July stories and I thought of the classic every year one today as in the newspaper there was an advert for fireworks.. Yea you know the story.. One year we went on vacation and the neighborhood door knob took care of our cats and yard while we were gone.. We get back like the first of July and the next day he was at our front door before the sun was up.. Maybe not quite that early, but he got his money and down to the drugstore he ran.. Bought a brick of firecrackers (ladyfingers) and was mister johnny on the spot.. He was wearing this old blue jacket, not because it was chilly but because he needed the extra pockets for all them fire crackers.. He gets to his grandmas house on the corner and he's shootin' the damn things off and then on the next one he tosses it up and it explodes above him and suddenly he has a package blowing up in his jacket.. Did someone punk him by ignighting those?? Not exactly.. The fuses of firecrackers back then (probably still today) emitted sparks as they burned, and a piece of fuse must have fallen into his pocket filled firecrackers.. I've never seen him move so fast getting his jacket off.. That was scary at first but turned into one of those laugh your nuts off moments.. I'll never forget that, even these many years later.. That wasn't the only time he did stupid shit like that.. But that one stands out the most.
Every first part of June they sent out an order form for fireworks and he would get his and show me what all he was going to get.. Trouble was you order it, then wait until fireworks are legal to get them by mail.. He would get his but it was never as many as he ever needed.. He would shoot a few firecrackers off by hand, lighting the fuse and then tossing them in the air or whatever.. Then it never failed, some five or so in he would get bored and shoot the remainder of the pack off.. Why he did this baffles me to this day.. But one time another friend had an order like this and we hatched out an idea to get the knob.. I came up with an idea to do sort of a counterfeit fireworks scheme.. We got some cardboard and cut it into the shape of the packages and put the paper from the real firecrackers on them, put the first two or three packages as real but the remainder as fake.. Sold them to him and he didn't know until some time later.. When he confronted the guy he just told him that was the way he got them and that they must have done that at the warehouse where he ordered them from.. I think eventually he copped out and gave him the rest of the firecrackers.. Or did he?? .
Badge Henry
Speaking of hypnosis, I checked a few of those last night via the Roku streaming box.. Trouble with trying that now is I would have to use headphones and it is way too hot to do that, so maybe this fall/winter.. So many great trance ideas, including an eight hour sleep program..
The old forth of July stories and I thought of the classic every year one today as in the newspaper there was an advert for fireworks.. Yea you know the story.. One year we went on vacation and the neighborhood door knob took care of our cats and yard while we were gone.. We get back like the first of July and the next day he was at our front door before the sun was up.. Maybe not quite that early, but he got his money and down to the drugstore he ran.. Bought a brick of firecrackers (ladyfingers) and was mister johnny on the spot.. He was wearing this old blue jacket, not because it was chilly but because he needed the extra pockets for all them fire crackers.. He gets to his grandmas house on the corner and he's shootin' the damn things off and then on the next one he tosses it up and it explodes above him and suddenly he has a package blowing up in his jacket.. Did someone punk him by ignighting those?? Not exactly.. The fuses of firecrackers back then (probably still today) emitted sparks as they burned, and a piece of fuse must have fallen into his pocket filled firecrackers.. I've never seen him move so fast getting his jacket off.. That was scary at first but turned into one of those laugh your nuts off moments.. I'll never forget that, even these many years later.. That wasn't the only time he did stupid shit like that.. But that one stands out the most.
Every first part of June they sent out an order form for fireworks and he would get his and show me what all he was going to get.. Trouble was you order it, then wait until fireworks are legal to get them by mail.. He would get his but it was never as many as he ever needed.. He would shoot a few firecrackers off by hand, lighting the fuse and then tossing them in the air or whatever.. Then it never failed, some five or so in he would get bored and shoot the remainder of the pack off.. Why he did this baffles me to this day.. But one time another friend had an order like this and we hatched out an idea to get the knob.. I came up with an idea to do sort of a counterfeit fireworks scheme.. We got some cardboard and cut it into the shape of the packages and put the paper from the real firecrackers on them, put the first two or three packages as real but the remainder as fake.. Sold them to him and he didn't know until some time later.. When he confronted the guy he just told him that was the way he got them and that they must have done that at the warehouse where he ordered them from.. I think eventually he copped out and gave him the rest of the firecrackers.. Or did he?? .
Badge Henry
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