Are you sure you want to say that??

We got a new hospital recently... And thankfully we did i mean holy shit we needed one what with the one we had falling apart...   Check it out, they are so proud..

Here is the original picture as it appears in the paper showing the proud establishment.. I've been in there, it is quite the building.. But...  check out how some people see it..

Ominous clouds in this version of the picture of the hospital.. The signs are clear, I mean look at those, two of them, with one saying enter at your own risk, talk about enter with you own peril..  Is there an ambulance bay???

Who was their interior decorator??  Benihauna??  But seriously, this would be a really cool biker bar.. Skull and crossbones ... Name your poison..

Speaking of poison, name it.. This is on the wall, the prices of the drinks you want, the imagination YOU CRAVE...  Where's the dog.. Hair of the dog to be exact.. Nazareth hair of the dog playing in the background..

The boardroom, where life and death decisions are made and how much was in the bottom of that tequila bottle.. The worm has turned.. The proud display of the company emblem.. let's get ROCKED..

Are you hungry??  Are we cannibals??  Was that Mike we just ate.. Find out here...

They pull out toenails don't they.. Well.. Sure as why not.. The latest in toenail pulling technology, we do it all here says the CEO of Hopspital George by George ...  We can do it all  and we even use our thumbs now..

The wading room where that buzzing sound you hear is the latest in sound manipulation to keep you from hearing the screams that are withing farting distance of the waiting room.. Do be proud because if that system ever fails they have to use the goof gas to make you pass out..

So there it is, the new hospital known by it's full name of Sidney regional gaff and fuck hostpital.. "Where we will continue to give you the care you are used to".. Well thank god.. Hate to see them go out of their way to bump up to a two star hospital.. Stay loose, stay in that one star laughing stock place.. "Having surgery done there??  I heard they read you your last rites BEFORE you  go in.. unlike before when they would wait until you "accidentally" died"... 

Badge Henry..


(P.S.  I'm only joking..  Sort of.. ) (P.P.S.  Seriously they had a tour back in October, we went on a windy as shit day.. They get us to the birthing area and they say here are jacuzzi in here and I walk around the open door to see... Two of the nicest toilets I have ever seen.. And I say quite loud enough to be heard by all "We have one of those.. But we call it a toilet..."   Much laughing and jocularity ensues and we went to the bar and got drunk.. Really did that really happen??  NO.. )